I'm a twenty-something rapscallion with a penchant for mischief making. The All New Adventures Of Owen will chronicle the things I see, hear and do in my increasingly wayward little life. From the drunken debauchery to the storming skullduggery, the musical magnificence to the movie majesty; all the splendid tales of buffoonery, catastrophe and woe will be here in glorious technicolour. Unless I die. Then they won't.